Excuse Me. A Toddler Lives Here — and He’s All Boy
You simply cannot do this to a 4-yr old. You simply cannot park an Ingersol Rand SD100 in front of my home and expect Oliver not to drool. It simply is not possible.
In fact, when you do leave one unattended for the weekend, expect nothing less:
I cannot thank the driver enough for taking the keys with him. I’m sure there would have been a family of flattened squirrels, a few tanked fire hydrants and a slew of demoralized shrubs over the weekend.